Disaster movie...Title says it all.

Disaster Movie

Trevor Kirbabas


'Disaster Movie' is exactly what the title says. There's not a single funny, original, or memorable joke in the entire film. There's no excuse for the greedy, self indulging, laziness that the filmmakers here have compiled. Let me take a second to name them. 

If I ever find Jason Friedberg or Aaron Seltzer, the 'directors' of this so called film, I will kill them. Friedberg and Seltzer are making trash and have no problem doing it. For example they also made 'Date Movie' that movie was God awful, but still something made me want to go see it. Not only did they direct this horrible movie, but they are also the writers of this POS. I am embarrassed to say that I have now officially seen this movie. Everything about this movie is poop. 

It starts off in the year 10,001 B.C., a caveman runs away from a predator through a plain and immediately gets into a fight with Wolf. After defeating him, the caveman then encounters the predator: a saber-toothed, gasoline-drinking Amy Winehouse, who after checking her Facebook account, informs him that the world will end on August 29, 2008 (the film's release date) revealing that their fate lies in a Crystal Skull. The film flash-forwards to the present, treating the first scene as a dream sequence of Will. He then finds out that his girlfriend Amy is having an affair with Flavor Flav, and she breaks up with Will because he is not admitting his true feelings for her.

Right Away, I want to punch myself in the face and turn off the movie. The only reason I finished the movie is so I could write a review over it. The movie continues on with horrible jokes, a useless plot and horrific acting. I understand that the movie is supposed to be a spoof, but at least make it funny. I would never recommend this movie to any human being, even if I hated them with a deep burning passion, I would still not recommend this movie.
-1/5 Stars